Recently I've found myself drawn in by two potential employment opportunities. Stand up comedian, or potentially working for a company that produces dragon dildos based on Arizona. I feel like this blog was the beginning of what is likely a long road of comedic successes and failures, and if I'm as adamant about being a comedian as I am about this blog, then I might as well quit while I'm ahead. Everyone is telling me that I haven't updated this blog and that I don't care about my blog or it's subscribers but that's a lie. I just lead a really boring life and haven't had anything happen that I'd like publicly broadcasted over the internet recently. I guess this is just a quick little update telling you that I'm not dead, and that I have even more plans that I'll never follow through with for the blog. I've been writing up some sweet jokes and am hopefully going to do an open mic at some nameless comedy club for no money and probably get booed off the stage, but I'm going to try god dammit.
Anyways if I can drag someone along with a video camera I'll put up a video of that. Before I do that however I may very well just put all my jokes online for your guys entertainment, as well as for someone to steal my intellectual property and proceed to steal all of my fame and wealth.
Anyways so now you guys know all about what's going on for me, and how the last two months have been spent trying to find a job, and finally settling in with applying to produce dragon dildos, or make people laugh, or both.
Wish me luck guys!
