Thursday, July 14, 2011

Are you in space?

I started this blog thinking there would be significantly more content related to the internet, but alas, it is not so. I think the reasoning behind that is I am selfish and far too caught up telling people dumb anecdotes about my own life because everyone wants to hear that, right? Anyways! As my first internet related post, I thought I might say sorry that I've been such a huge dick.

Kerbal Space Program. Possibly the coolest little mod about rockets and space flight ever. I think you should all check it out, and share the experience that we all did of spending upwards of five whole minutes building a fabulous rocket that's just fuel, boosters and nothing else, before you get to set it up on the launch pad and watch it explode, killing the entire crew before it gets more then an inch off the ground, or does manage to make it a thousand meters, before your stabilizers suddenly fail for no real reason and your rocket spins wildly out of control before landing in the ocean.

http://www.kerbalspaceprogram.com/  -  Check that out, hours of entertainment await.

Oh, thought I was done? Sorry, this one's gonna be a few sentences longer then the last few, because in addition to the internet and it's phenomena, I was eating breakfast this morning with my brother and we were watching an episode of "I survived" about some retard that went into bear country hiking with no form of bear deterrent, and the idea came to me that if a bear is about to rip my whole face off, I want two things. Bear mace and a gun, that way, after I've shot that giant grizzly, I can spray bear mace in it's wounds and shout "HOW DOES THAT FEEL FAGGOT?" And subsequently be mauled to death by it's giant twelve inch razor sharp talons, because as it turns out this bear is the product of bear/eagle procreation, and is now fifteen times more deadly.

This is an artists recreation of what this beast might look like, and you'll have to forgive the low quality, it spent almost nine-thousand hours in MS Paint to perfect this masterpiece. I present the bear/eagle, also known as the beagle.

Absolutely terrifying.

1 comment:

  1. dude that beagle rules and i need a shirt of that imeadiatly sorry bout tha spellin

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