What day is today, it's Connor's birthday.

Because nobody reads this blog, I'm gonna go ahead and make a quick post to acknowledge that Connor Hollis is now of legal age to get butt-raped in FEDERAL PRISON. In all actuality it is Connor's birthday today, and because nobody is going to read this anyways, I feel safe in congratulating him in living so long. In this day and age, it's a hard fought battle to live to eighteen, and to mark this achievement for him, I am going to start the "Connor Hollis made it past our best expectations" scholarship fund, and deposit into it one dollar for every eighteenth birthday he makes it past. He is truly a triumph of the human spirit, and I do wish him a happy birthday, surrounded by close friends and family. I hope with my kind, kind words that maybe I can spread some joy to him, as he is so far from home while away at college, but I do honestly hope that he has a fantastic, (No homo) birthday, full of fun and adventure and as little butt-rape as possible. Happy birthday Connor! B4L! (Bro's 4(for) Life)