Graduation, parties, and other exciting things!

Hey! We finally made it through to the light at the end of the tunnel. As of 10:00 PM this last Monday, me and all of my friends are officially graduated from high school. We were so excited to finally be able to get out of that school and forge our own paths into the world. So motivated by all of the motivational speeches given (Save for the ones given in an absolute monotone) that we felt that we could conquer the world! Until we got this.
                                                                                               

Sorry in advance for that picture on the left being rotated, but apparently blog spot likes everything to be nice and uniform when you put it on your blog, which is utter nonsense! I want my blog to look like a giant pile of shit so that way it mirrors what I have to write!

Anyways, what kind of tease is that? They gave us our diploma covers without diplomas in them. I shook all the people's hands on stage, hugged my counselors and went back to my seat, antsy to see my brand new diploma, and my dreams were crushed, like so many business cards in the hands of Asian men. Needless to say I had to ask after graduation, "where is my diploma you bastards? If you so much as hurt a hair on it's head I swear I'll-", but they assured us that we could pick them up, if we dared to enter the school that we've loathed for so many many years. Now I actually have my diploma, and I plan on carrying it around with me wherever I go, maybe handcuffed to my wrist like a big briefcase full of Nazi gold or conflict diamonds (and it's obviously more important then either of those things.) And that was graduation! I'm sure there's a video of it floating around on the internet, and I'll be sure to post it here because nobody reading cares, they were either at it, or don't know what the hell I'm talking about, so I can tell from the pixels that they would like to see.

Parties! Parties galore, it's only been two days since graduation and I've already missed two parties so that I could sit alone in my room, brooding, planning.. Apparently there are many more, and there will be alcoholic beverages served at them. I'm not sure how to feel about that because me and my friends are 'STR41GH7 3DG3 FOR L13F', if you speak leet-speak, or in the words of our peers at school 'Fucking losers.' So that'll be good! Right? Right! There will be one this coming Saturday, you can bet your sweet britches there'll be a blog post about it! with accompanying pictures if I can get this damn posting tool to post them properly, without rotations and with all the nudity, vulgarity and everything that you've come to know and love about this terrible excuse for a blog.

In regards to other exciting things.. Uhhh.. We all got presents for graduation! I got a watch, a nice dinner, and lots of pats on that back from my father who now is holding a new record with 1/2 of his children graduating from a high school that is not part of the Oregon Department of Corrections.