Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Job applications! And an update! At last!

Hey all, sorry that I've not updated in quite some time, it's not that I don't love all five of my subscribers, it's just that I am incredibly lazy, and have been putting off an update for quite some time, slacking off and sleeping and partying, partying, yeah! Anyways! It's time for an update.

Job applications! Or more accurately job hunting. Lately I've been on the prowl for steady work, because working the street corners doesn't bring in enough cheddar, so I've had to resort to working legitimately, and applying at local businesses! You're probably wondering, man, how is he going to try and make this funny? I'm not.. I just wanted you to know that soon I'll have a job (hopefully), and will have even less time to devote to the blog! So expect even more time between updates, less content, no pictures, and probably woefully unfunny stories. Even less funny then the ones you get now...

In other news! Adam got his old job back! He's now a copy-bitch at his previous place of employment, which I'll avoid naming on the internet, but that'll probably die as fast as his dog did. Nepotism struck before, and it will likely strike again, and his dreams will be crushed, but his tears will nurture our young, and the circle of life will continue.

Luckily however we all will soon have steady employment, and then we'll all be able complain and complain about how tough life is for us middle-upper class white adolescents, and how the 'man' is keeping us down. We'll probably resort to reading some Ayn Rand, smoking lots of 'marijuana' as the kids call it these days, and talking about how we need to build some sort of utopia where people offer goods in services in exchange for other.. Goods and services.

Regardless! We are excited to be joining the work force, rejoining the work force, or laughing at the peons joining or rejoining the work-force we're already part of. Man, contributing to society is the coolest! And if you don't do that, then you must not be very cool.

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