DOING MANLY SHIT, I FIXED THE FUCK OUT OF MY TRUCK. SPARK PLUGS AND ALL THAT SHIT. WIRES AND BOOTYS. FUCKING BOOTYS. DISTRIBUTOR CAP AND ROTOR DICK KISSING REPLACEMENT. AND TODAY THAT HORRIBLE SQUEAK FROM THE ALTERNATOR WAS DESTROYED LIKE THE VIETCONG. AFTER ALL THAT, THERE WAS STILL A little SQUEAK SO I SAID "LISTEN UP ALL YOU CUM SWAPPING NAZIS, TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS SQUEAKING SO LOUD BEFORE I FUCK YOUR SISTER SIDEWAYS" AND BELIEVE IT OR FUCKING NOT, THE FUCKING FAN BELT MELTED, AND I PUT A NEW ONE ON. AND NOT A SINGLE SQUEAK WAS HEARD THAT DAY.
ONWARD TO VICTORY, FUCKING EDUCATION. I START IN A WEEK OR TWO OR WHENEVER THE FUCK I WANT, AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY I AM BARELY EXCITED TO GO TO INTRODUCTION TO BUSINESS AND COMPUTER CONCEPTS I. ONCE ALL MY GEN EDS ARE TAKEN CARE OF LIKE THE DWARF SLAYER I AM, ILL BE MINECRAFTING AND MASTURBATING AND NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT RILEY.
SPEAKING OF THAT FUCKING IDIOT, HE SEEMS TO BE GETTING A FUCKING JOB. GODDAMMIT, FINALLY YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH. GO TO YOUR JOB WORKING A MINIMUM WAGE LIQUOR STORE JOB, TALKING TO THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, ALL THE DUMB FUCKING ALCOHOL ADDICTS AND ALCOHOLICS. GOD I WISH YOU HAD THE BALLS TO KILL YOUR OWN DOG.
AND WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER FUCKING IDIOT, CONNOR? HES DICKING AROUND WITH HIS DICK IN HIS DICK AT GAME SCHOOL, LEARNING HOW TO MAKE SHITTY GAMES LIKE PORTAL 2: EPISODE ONE AND TEAM FORTRESS: BLUE SHIT. I BET HE'LL GET A JOB AT MOJANG OR VALVE, MAKING DLC HATS FOR TF2. FOR FUCKS SAKE CONNOR, MAKE MORE HATS.
AND IF THIS POST DIDNT SEEM ANGRY ENOUGH WITH THE CAPS, I DECIDED IM GOING TO VOTE FOR FUCKING RON PAUL, BECAUSE FUCK AMERICA, IT CANT GET ANY WORSE, RIGHT?
MAYBE AFTER POSTING THIS BULLSHIT, RILEY WILL GET HIS BITCH TITS OFF FUCKING STARCRAFT AND DECIDE TO ACTUALLY BE A PART OF THE INTERNET. GOD WHAT A FAG, FAGGING AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF FAGCRAFT FAGS. I BET HE LIKES PENISES.
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