Swag?

A lot of times I'll be out, wandering the street when one of two things will happen. Some random super-model will suddenly drag me into the nearest dark place and offer me sex, combined with a wheel-barrow full of money, or I'll be stopped by some awful vagrant that'll ask me if ever the time will come for blog swag! I like to think we're a pretty decent sized blog with our whopping eight whole subscribers, and I know I like to do the whole self deprecating act of always complaining about the low quality of my blog, but I want to assure all of you, that this blog will never, EVER have any sort of product for sale on it, and will never, EVER be milked of your hard earned dollars with programs as devious as advertising, the selling of products, or streaming live, uncensored hardcore horse pornography.

Now that all of that is out of the way, my imagination has run wild and when I created the beagle, I was requested a shirt of some sort with it, so I went to the professionals over at http://www.shirtmockup.com, and made a masterpiece of clothing that I would be more then happy to stroll about town wearing, perhaps accompanied by a top-hat, monocle, a small glass of brandy and a cigar.. For that one guy who wanted a shirt, I did all of this, because I care. I care about each and every one of you crazy little goofballs..

Look at that god-damn piece of art I tell you! Art! It rivals the Sistine Chapel, and Michelangelo, Sandro Botticelli, Pietro Perugino, and Pinturicchio (All names I did not just rip off of wikipedia) can suck it, because I am officially better then they are, and easily ten times cooler then Adam, who's dog, I must remind you all of, is dead.