Blog post!

I'm going to start a series of posts, referred too hereafter as "Blog Posts". They will be posts to the blog, following the same trend as the previous posts have, and that is, content about nothing. Last night a friend of mine read this blog for the first time and laughed, then commented on 'a lack of content'. I thought that was rather unfair considering how long I've had the thing for, but then he explained that while there were posts, and the posts had text in them, the content of the posts followed no discernible trend. I thought this was an interesting post and am now going to continue posting about nothing in particular, and likely annoying everybody by having a blog about a bunch of nonsense nobody cares about.

In other news.. I got a new hat in the mail today! It was shipped rather fast considering the fact that it was only four dollars from Amazon, but now I have what has been referred too as "The same hat that you would see in the artists renditioning of gas station robbers, murderers and those fat people that flash people in the mall parking lot." I might even include a picture! And here it is, hard as it was to upload for me, also.. Ignore that thing in the background with the flowery spelling of my name, if anyone needs to know it's something from fourth grade, sorry that it made it into the picture, but of all of them, I hated this one the least.

I hope you all enjoy it, I likely will not sleep tonight knowing that it's up on the internet, also, as a good friend of mine pointed out, nice headset asshole. Anyways! I'm excited, more so then I ought to be. Even more excited about this article of clothing then I was when I was six and trying to escape the company of my mother so I could go hide in the roundabout shirt racks and scare other shoppers by pretending to be some sort of horrible mythic clothes demon, swatting at their hands as they grabbed shirts or pants or coats or whatever they were trying to buy as if I had eighteen inch razer sharp talons jutting out of my fingertips, X-men style bitch.

Anyways! This is the face of the blog, this is me and I hope you all enjoy staring into those eyes, deep and penetrative, staring into your very soul and sapping all of the strength from within... Or fap too it, whatever you prefer.