After having this blog up for just a few days, coming here every day for whatever reason scares the living daylights out of me. I believe it's because I'll come on here and see some new comment from someone shouting about how terrible my writing is, or how absolutely ridiculously overplayed something as simple as a trip to McDonald's could be. I worry about a lot of things over the course of my day, and now every day I get on my computer I feel compelled to go onto what I'm sure will be something swept up overnight like Rebecca Black, or that gentlemen with the remote control enema, and the comment boxes will be absolutely full of people screaming about how terrible a person I am. I know people say that there's no such thing as bad publicity, and I know my worries are wishful at best, and incredibly self-centered and neurotic at worst, but I think maybe posting this will ease my concern. Anyways I noticed while looking at the stats today that a lot of people (probably me looking at statistics of myself reading my own blog) from the US are reading this stuff, but even more surprising are the number of hits from both Canada, and Germany. While I'm not making this post to promote the blog, nor is it to try and force you into promoting it, I am curious to figure out how people chanced upon this thing. I understand how ridiculous this must seem considering the fact that I am posting this on the internet publicly for anyone and everyone to see, and am now asking how you found my private journal, and why are you in my god-damned computer you pinko commie fucks?
Anyways I guess what I am asking is if anyone happens to read through this post (doubtful), please leave a comment, insulting if you like, or something as simple as "I'm not a robot, stop worrying that robots are reading your blog." so I know it's not just some strange fetishist stalker, masturbating and breathing heavily while reading my writing and envisioning all of his strange deluded fantasies of finding my car wrecked along the highway, dragging me to their house and forcing me to stay and write more blog posts whilst keeping me ill, before turning out my ankles and forcing me to beat Kathy Bates to death with a small pig statue.
And lastly, I would just like to say that I really do love the internet, and everything about it, the good and the bad. Never before in my life would I have published anything substantial, but this website is encouraging me to get my thoughts out there for people, hopefully, to laugh at, or to at least find slightly entertaining. I love you internet, every portion of you, from image boards to forums, from pointless flash games to Japanese chicks with dicks, every single facet of the internet wholly embodies what the world should be like; A place to share ideas without fear of any real reprisal, be they good, bad, saint-like or diabolical, I am incredibly happy that I live in an age where things like the internet exist, and are making everybody, talented or not into their own little Michaelangelo.
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