A red letter day

Today something happened that has never happened before in the history of all mankind... Connor Hollis drove his motor vehicle, through the local McDonald's drive-through. This may not seem so significant to the lot of you, but to us, his superb driving ability was displayed when he pulled up to the drive through, a good fifteen feet away from the window, with no money ready, and still arguing over what he'd ordered with us. Not only were we unprepared for the purchase, but also, as I find is a pet peeve of many a drive through worker, we were listening to "Dead-Mau-Five" at a disturbingly loud volume. After awkwardly fumbling around for my wallet I proceeded to pay for all of our meals, and was only offered the remaining change in back payment. We parked in a nearby parking spot and put on the band "Sex Bob-Omb", apparently a reference to old Super Mario games, and a band also referred too as "Manchester Orchestra", a reference to I don't know what, as far as I could tell they were sad about how trendy they are.. Either way this was a first for our good friend Connor, and we were glad to have experienced "popping his drive through cherry" with him. He seemed a little too excited to have two men with him for that experience, but as, what I like to think of us as, his best friends, we were happy to ditch important classes, tests and such, to go to McDonald's with him and lose a few of the happiest years of our lives to high cholesterol, sodium, and the other poisons found inside of their crispy chicken sandwiches.